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it isnt litter if it hasnt touched the ground
budgies go tweet
sausages in the morning smell like sausages
bill gates has some money
dogs go woof
its illegal to run over school children on weekends and bank holidays
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you are reading this writing
in all likleyhood, you have learnt nothing by reading this
richard branson has an aeroplane
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today you will be looking at a website
yesterday was a day
someone may have killed you the last thursday
ha ha look at your face
it is recommended that you eat something today
if your fat, its not recommended that you eat something today
the radio is a good source of music
bread is good
apples tase nice
hard drives can store data
christiano ronaldo can not kick a football
yesterday you will be gaurnteed life
i like japanese alphabeti-spaghetti
all tube shaped dogs should be called sausage
winning isn't everything, its the only thing
this is a combination of letters when put together form words when read translate a meaning into your brain that you understand
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you are connected to the internet without any noticable problems
this page can be displayed
you have a computer
go outside: its a new massive multiplayer roleplaying reality (MMORR)
cameras can take pictures
the reals: a new game where you have a home and family, and work through careers to improve your life, humans or Reals can interact and have aspirations and goals which you accomplish to get feel better points
if you are on a computer too much and watch too much tv you will get rectangle eyes and need glass in front of them
you only get what you recieve
Why do some consider the inequality of 3 to be a symbol of love?

1. The community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides

2. We beat England 1-0 and made a song about it

3. We have 5 seasons; as well as Autumn, Spring, Winter and Summer we have the riot season (also known as marching season)

4. We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east

5. The home of Harp; the pint we call our own

6. We are so good, the English ripped off the look we call steek/milly and called it chav

7. The home of the petrol bomb (pipe bomb too smarticle for belfasties)

8. The average time you will have your wallet in the centre of Belfast is 35 seconds

9. The only place where you will have your car stolen and thieves will try and sell it back to you

10. We enjoy a challenge eg. if you lock your house up we will rob it but if you go out and leave your front door open and windows open we will not touch a thing, cuz its no f*in fun!

11. The only country where people will fight over Rangers and Celtic and not know any players in the teams

12. Our riot squad are that good that they train the English police riot squads

13. The average teenager can make at least 3 different types of explosive

14. The average pregnancy age is 13.5

15. The only country Germany are afraid of