wisdom from me and others	9 months ago
	my dog stinks of wet dog so i sprayed deoderant on it it isnt litter if it hasnt touched the ground budgies go tweet sausages in the morning smell like sausages bill gates has some money dogs go woof its illegal to run over school children on weekends and bank holidays anime is gay you are reading this writing in all likleyhood, you have learnt nothing by reading this richard branson has an aeroplane most americans have 6-packs.... of coke if you dont send this message to 10000 people then press alt+F4632 within 5.6 secinds you will die last tuesday after been kissed by the arch-enemy of your life YOU GANDSON TO LATE ARCHDUKE OF NIGERIA. SEND BANK NUMBER AND WILL TRANSFER 0.45 GBP INTO. today you will be looking at a website yesterday was a day someone may have killed you the last thursday ha ha look at your face it is recommended that you eat something today if your fat, its not recommended that you eat something today the radio is a good source of music bread is good apples tase nice hard drives can store data christiano ronaldo can not kick a football yesterday you will be gaurnteed life i like japanese alphabeti-spaghetti all tube shaped dogs should be called sausage winning isn't everything, its the only thing this is a combination of letters when put together form words when read translate a meaning into your brain that you understand press alt+745813758235tyeuigajdcy93 and then type POPEYE THE PIG in half an hour to see your new wallpaper and your grandfathers name you are connected to the internet without any noticable problems this page can be displayed you have a computer go outside: its a new massive multiplayer roleplaying reality (MMORR) cameras can take pictures the reals: a new game where you have a home and family, and work through careers to improve your life, humans or Reals can interact and have aspirations and goals which you accomplish to get feel better points if you are on a computer too much and watch too much tv you will get rectangle eyes and need glass in front of them you only get what you recieve Why do some consider the inequality of 3 to be a symbol of love?
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	why norn iron rules	1 year ago
	1. The community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides 2. We beat England 1-0 and made a song about it 3. We have 5 seasons; as well as Autumn, Spring, Winter and Summer we have the riot season (also known as marching season) 4. We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east 5. The home of Harp; the pint we call our own 6. We are so good, the English ripped off the look we call steek/milly and called it chav 7. The home of the petrol bomb (pipe bomb too smarticle for belfasties) 8. The average time you will have your wallet in the centre of Belfast is 35 seconds 9. The only place where you will have your car stolen and thieves will try and sell it back to you 10. We enjoy a challenge eg. if you lock your house up we will rob it but if you go out and leave your front door open and windows open we will not touch a thing, cuz its no f*in fun! 11. The only country where people will fight over Rangers and Celtic and not know any players in the teams 12. Our riot squad are that good that they train the English police riot squads 13. The average teenager can make at least 3 different types of explosive 14. The average pregnancy age is 13.5 15. The only country Germany are afraid of
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